1. Facebook games such as Jetman and Traveller's IQ
Yes, Jetman is a complete ripoff of Copter, very simplistic and highly frustrating. But, since it keeps scores and engages in ranking you against your peers, I continue to frustrate myself while patrolling the blue cavern and avoiding the blue walls that are impeding my new high score.
Traveller's IQ just makes me realize that I know the location of probably seven African nations with a margin of error of about two countries. But, it also ranks you against your friends, so it's pretty addictive as well.
2. Tila Tequila rerun marathons
You know you've seen them too.
3. Morph Thing
Not since the Power Rangers yelled, "It's Morphing Time!" at the peek of my elementary school days has morphing been so much fun. The site allows you to upload pictures of yourself, your friends, and potentially your enemies and morph them with each other or with photos from their celebrity database. One of the "celebrities" available is Adolph Hitler, go figure.
Seeing as it is always better to aim high, here are my potential future lovechilds:
This is my starting image
Me and Alicia Keys
Me and Penelope Cruz
Me and Adriana Lima
Me and Rihanna
So after much experimentation, I have come to some saddening conclusions. I have the ability to make any potential celebrity offspring of a beautiful person seem absolutely hideous. There may be no hope for me. They say biracial children are supposed to end up gorgeous; I have proved that I am probably an outlier.
And just for kicks, Me and Chairman Mao
So for those of you looking for something to do to kill time, I highly suggest scouring Facebook of pictures of your friends and morphing them for your pleasure at:
http://wwww.morphthing.com
In the meantime, I will be trying to move up the Jetman and World Traveller's IQ hierarchy.
That is all
-ydollar
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