WYMAN KHUU!!! Crank Dat Soulja Boy

So if you have spent any time anywhere near my new ring tone, listened to any hip hop and R&B station, or have watched multiple grown and not so grown folk break out into synchronized chanting and a dance step that involves breast stroking and pretending to be the man of steel, then you have probably heard the song, "Crank Dat," by Soulja Boy. The chorus goes something like this:

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now, how does this song warrant a blog post you ask? Well first off, since Soulja Boy slurs his words to the point of incomprehension, the line "Now Watch Me Do!" sounds like "Wyman Khuu!" which because it is my name makes it an awesome song. Secondly, the song has triggered a series of YouTube spinoffs that only add to the entertainment value of the song. Lastly, it comes packaged with a dance that is longer than one repeated gesture, ala the "Making it Rain" move, or the "Young Joc it's going down move."

I ignore the fact that the song makes no sense, probably took 10 minutes to record, is basically 4 lines repeated on loop as you all should as well. Now peep the videos below and laugh and Barney's gangster and CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY!!!

Sponge Bob cranking dat soulja boy


Barney cranking dat soulja boy

Take note of the Asian kid yelling over and over again to crank dat soulja boy.

Winnie the Pooh cranking dat soulja boy


Lion King cranking dat soulja boy


Family Guy cranking dat soulja boy


That is all

-ydollar